May 2013
the perks of being a piece of shit
a-for-antisocial:
rnackenzie:
is ruining people’s lives a hobby
no, but if you work for the BBC you can make a career out of it
pizza:
*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
cartoon-motion-life:
I think i popped an ovary during that sneeze.
ronaldreagay:
started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
-annoying:
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
perma-scowl:
may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
crapuccinos:
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone