the perks of being a piece of shit
a-for-antisocial: rnackenzie: is ruining people’s lives a hobby no, but if you work for the BBC you can make a career out of it
pizza: *uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
cartoon-motion-life: I think i popped an ovary during that sneeze.
ronaldreagay: started from the bottom and i’ve managed to get worse
-annoying: i wanna play twister with someone really hot oops i fell & touched your whole body
perma-scowl: may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
locked-away-forever: nintendocapridope: ...
crapuccinos: i am like a hexagon all my hecks r gone